Omni Consumer Products (OCP)

I felt like a goddamn cyborg

Posted by Unknown on 2nd Jan 2011

The chicks love me in my new OCP shirt. They're all over me like ham on rye. And this is because they have no idea I'm such an incredible nerd. I'm all "Yeah, I'm wearing a ROBOCOP t-shirt!". FUCK YEAH! Where as they see it and go "My, that's certainly a very nice, well produced, great fitting shirt with the logo of some corporation that I've never heard of before! It MUST be expensive! I'll bet he's rolling in cash!"

Get this shirt. It's the best shirt ever. And it brings in the chicks.