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Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes.
Jack Burton

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Jack Burton is a long-haul truck driver who delivers pigs and pork products around the country in his semi named The Pork Chop Express. The truck is rumored to register at 6.9 on the Richter scale. He also dabbles in amateur broadcast radio and shares his wisdom over the CB radio.

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  1. Perfect attire for shaking the pillars of Heaven 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 25th Jul 2017

    When the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven SHAKE if you are wearing this t-shirt you can just look that big old storm right square in the eye and say, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

  2. Great shirt, unexpected package! 5 Star Review

    Posted by on 16th Sep 2016

    The shirt is awesome and the best one I have found for one of my favorite movies. The quality of the shirt is good and the shipping did not take too long. What was unexpected and GREAT was they sent me a post card from Ripley (Alien) and business cards form the trucking company! So awesome! It was like getting a loot crate!

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